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23 year-old male from Franklin, IN
Hey gang! I'm Bennie, and this is my RT profile (duh). I admittedly don't update this thing as often as I'd like, esp. my journal thing. There's not a whole lot to say about me. I'm a Software Engineering major at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology. Its a pretty good time. Ok, what else is there? I used to play football and wrestle, but my senior year of high school I blew out my knee . Its a pretty good story and I tell it way too much. However, since then I've had 2 surgeries and the only football I play is for my Res Hall (we're good). Also, I go to Maryland Community Church here in Terre Haute, IN, but not often enough | Latest Post | |
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Letters to the Developers
As most people know, I play lots of video games. There are many different types of games out there, made by many different companies. In this note I'd like to address some of the companies whose games I have spent a great deal of my time on.
Dear BioWare,
I enjoy your games very much, but sometimes the fights in Mass Effect are difficult and I don't like dying. Also it is a bit odd that you added the option at the end to make whoopee with the Asari member of your party. Supporting the bispecies agenda, are we?
Love,
Bennie
p.s. The Old Republic looks very good. Please take your time making it and don't release it until it is ready and amazing.
Dear Valve,
Thank you for making Portal and Left 4 Dead. While your games continue to bring pleasure to countless people (myself included), I find the entire Steam program frustrating and invasive. I appreciate the effort you put into all of your products, but it is entirely too early for you to be releasing Left 4 Dead 2. Also, the logo for it looks awful.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Blizzard,
Please release Diablo 3 and Starcraft 2 already. The world is sick of waiting. WoW has just about run its course and it is about time for you to bow out of the MMO market before you run out of lore and start embarrassing yourselves.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Capcom,
You make fantastic games. Power Stone: amazing. Street Fighter: amazing. Viewtiful Joe: amazing. Resident Evil: amazing. Your games are also very difficult and I'm not sure anyone ever beat a Viewtiful Joe game. Any of them.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Square Enix,
I'm not sure I've ever played a bad Square game. Having said this, the bunny girls in Final Fantasy 12 are completely unnecessary. Also thank you for deciding to put 13 on the X-Box 360. I was afraid I'd have to cave and play a PS3.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Game Freak,
Stop making Pokemon games. We've had enough of your cash cow and it is time to take it behind the barn and shoot it with a laser shotgun.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Ubisoft,
I don't care much for France or its people, but you have proven that your nation can get lucky every once in a while. Thank you for bringing us pretty looking games with brooding protagonists.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Treyarch,
Shame on you for making Call of Duty and causing my little brother to hog the X-Box. Shame shame shame.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Konami,
Metal Gear Solid: the best interactive movies on the market. You guys should make a new Ninja Turtles game because whoever is currently making them needs a good bullet to the forearm.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Terminal Systems,
The Ghostbusters game looks really good.
Love,
Bennie
p.s. If you screw this up I will end you.
Dear HAL Laboratory,
Every Smash Brothers game is a gift to the gaming community, but it is hard to aim Captain Olimar's triple jump. Sometimes a guy just wants to hit someone with a daisy-chain of fat purple pikmin, but it is difficult to do so.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Bungie,
Since Halo brings out the worst in me, I request that you cease all work on Halo: ODST and never allow another game in the franchise to exist.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Sega,
Enough is enough. Let Sonic die.
Love,
Bennie (and all other Sonic the Hedgehog fans)
Dear Nintendo,
You make many fantastic games, but Miyamoto, you are insane. I would like to see a new Star Fox for Wii please.
Love,
Bennie
p.s. Did you have to make Slippy Toad so gay? www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/2/9/
Dear Microsoft,
Nice work on making X-Box Live the best online gaming format out there. Project Natal looks like a lot of fun too.
Love,
Bennie
Dear Sony,
Get over yourselves.
Love,
Bennie
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