a joke there were four people in a airplane a englishman a texan a frenchman and a mexican. the pilot calls over the intercome and says "we don't have enough fuel to make it to our destination. so the only way we can make it is if three of you jump out of the plane the good news is one of you get to live." so the englishman yells "god save the queen." and jumps out. the frenchman yells "viva la france" and he jumps out then the taxan yells "remember the alamo" and shoves the mexican out of the plane.