Election time in the frozen north
It’s almost election time! Better get the forks read to jam into my eyes and ears while I watch TV. It’s happening already, the same Harper ad is running at a constant rate (I’m sure the rest will follow) and if it’s possible I hate the pasty, baby eating (probably) sack of curdled goat semen even more. The people in his ads really take the cake. I don’t care if she didn’t write it, the woman who says “I like the idea he’s a family man with young children�� needs to be throttled with a raccoon corpse full of cement. The fuck does that mean? When his children get old will you like him less? When his children are in college should you not go near him for fear you’ll light him on fire? Not that I think he can hurt by fire, I’m pretty sure he was born of it. Are you telling me I should vote for this asshole over the other assholes because he’s preformed a natural biological function? The rest of the ad has the usual bullshit tough on crime, etc but that point really got me.
The Ad is called “Main Street Canada”, main street Canada contains (ages are aprox.): two white males age 18-25, two white males age 30-50, one white female age 25-35, one white male age 70-85, one white female age 35-45, one asian female age 25-35, one white female age 60-70 and one asian female age 18. I see more diversity on my bike ride to work and I cross main god damn street. If this is what it’s like now I can only image the white hot rage and colonic spasms that await when I have to sit through all the 3 parties ads and put up with the American���s bullshit at the same time. I need a drink… and a puppy to kick.
Here see for youself… www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgh8DcTjHaE

Election time in the frozen north
It’s almost election time! Better get the forks read to jam into my eyes and ears while I watch TV. It’s happening already, the same Harper ad is running at a constant rate (I’m sure the rest will follow) and if it’s possible I hate the pasty, baby eating (probably) sack of curdled goat semen even more. The people in his ads really take the cake. I don’t care if she didn’t write it, the woman who says “I like the idea he’s a family man with young children�� needs to be throttled with a raccoon corpse full of cement. The fuck does that mean? When his children get old will you like him less? When his children are in college should you not go near him for fear you’ll light him on fire? Not that I think he can hurt by fire, I’m pretty sure he was born of it. Are you telling me I should vote for this asshole over the other assholes because he’s preformed a natural biological function? The rest of the ad has the usual bullshit tough on crime, etc but that point really got me.
The Ad is called “Main Street Canada”, main street Canada contains (ages are aprox.): two white males age 18-25, two white males age 30-50, one white female age 25-35, one white male age 70-85, one white female age 35-45, one asian female age 25-35, one white female age 60-70 and one asian female age 18. I see more diversity on my bike ride to work and I cross main god damn street. If this is what it’s like now I can only image the white hot rage and colonic spasms that await when I have to sit through all the 3 parties ads and put up with the American���s bullshit at the same time. I need a drink… and a puppy to kick.
Here see for youself… www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgh8DcTjHaE