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33 year-old male from Cleveland, OH
A musician. Love comedy, no talent to make a living off it though. I got the smart-ass thing down.
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I dunno . . .
Well, I haven't been on in a while. Many reasons. I was gonna write about them, but then I thought, "how many sad-sack journals you gonna write?"

Guess I can't shake that 90s-melancholy attitude, even in my 30s . . .

So, I figure I should just suck it up. You know, get back to being semi-humorous. I know all you zero watchers out there are clamorin' for more of this Polllack's writings.

Sorry for channeling my father there. He's not even dead yet.

But I digress. Long story short, I've finally met a woman I don't want to strangle. Been together for a year now. Lookin' like she may be the one. In terms of interests, we have nothing in comm...
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Name Chris
Occupation General Manager of a movie theatre.
Birthday June 12th, 1978
Interests eating sleeping walking reading pooping falling down fudge rounds movies music (performing and listening) beer driving getting struck by a vehicle squeezing my nipples at inappropriate times feeling happy cutting paper J-UPing applying ointment to my affected area over and over again and wasting hours of my life online filling out interest pages.
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Music Currently listening to: The "Scott Pligrim vs. The World" movie soundtrack every Maria Bamford comedy CD. Been a big Radiohead fan since '93
Movies The 40-Year-Old Virgin The Abyss Back the the Future Batman Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker Beerfest Beetlejuice Blazzing Saddles The Blues Brothers Braincandy Bubba Ho-Tep Caddyshack Citizen Kane Clerks Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid Die Hard Dr. Strangelove Elf Everything is Illuminated The Evil Dead Fight Club Finding Nemo Finding Neverland Gattaca The Godfather The Goonies Heat Hero Hot Fuzz Hotel Rwanda Howl's Moving Castle Hudson Hawk The Incredibles Indiana Jones Jaws The Jerk Kill Bill Kung-Fu Hustle Last of the Mohicans LOTR The Matrix Monty Python Ninja Scroll Old School On the Waterfront Poltergeist Predator Pulp Fiction Rocky Seven Shaun of the Dead Silence of the Lambs Sin City So I Married an Axe Murderer Star Trek Star Wars Stripes Superman The Terminator This Is Spinal Tap Tommy Boy Toy Story UHF White Heat Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Yankee Doodle Dandy & many more
TV Shows Mr. Show Batman: TAS My Name is Earl Family Guy The Tick Talk Soup Samurai Jack Neon Genesis Evangelion Ah! My Goddess Outlaw Star Iria: Zeiram The Animation Genshiken Cowboy Bebop Samurai Champloo FLCL Trigun ATHF SGC2C Monty Python's Flying Circus Andy Richter Controls the Universe Kids in the Hall Flight of the Conchords
Books LOTR - J.R.R. Tolkien Catcher in the Rye - J. D. Salinger The Brothers Karamazov - Fyodor Dostoevsky The Chronicles of Narnia - C.S. Lewis. The Hitchhiker';s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a "B" Movie Actor - Bruce Campbell.