February 9th, 2012

So... just found out TERRIBLE news that I can't post to Facebook because doing so might draw too much attention.

Facts:
(1) To Cali a class in law school means you got the highest grade
(2) Getting the highest grade does not mean you broke the curve
(3) Getting the highest grade does mean that you have established what the A level is
(4) Setting the A level means (obviously) you got an A but...
(5) Getting an A in law school means you are better/smarter/more employable than anyone who did not

There is a very attractive woman in our class that has managed to Cali most of our tests. That means that there is an attractive woman who is now considered THE MOST employable law student in our class.

Instead of using that power to become a multi-millionaire in private practice; she wishes to become a County Prosecutor. In essence, she wants to do the job I came to law school to get.

Short form: I am directly competing with a hottie who Cali'd everything for work.

Shortest form: I am screwed