Productivity
In addition to eating, sleeping and playing Skyrim, I created delicious noms for tomorrow's Super Bowl extravaganza! Step 1: Pulverize bag of oreos, mix with obscene amounts of butter, press into pan. Freeze. Step 2: Add layer of chocolate and peanut butter ice cream. Freeze. Step 3: Add on layer of chocolate fudge sauce. Freeze. Step 4: Add on layer of whipped cream. Freeze. Step 5: Realize that my Master of Arts degree did not imbue me with artistic talent. Afterward, just to balance out my time in the kitchen, I broke out the power tools, drilled some holes into the Rubbermaid tub where we keep Simon and River's dry food, and fashioned a cat-proof security system to keep the little piggies out. Productivity. I haz it. |
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