The 9th Thoughts From My Mind...
I had a dentist appointment the other day... I was looking through the magazines and I saw the Bible... What the hell are they doing back there...? After every dentist appointment, they give you a toothbrush and toothpaste, right? I think that's wrong... I think they should give you a box of Oreos... "Come back real soon!" I like charity work... Some people read to the blind, but I think that's overused... I play music for the deaf... Every once in a while I miss a note, but no one seems to care... I used to have an uncle who was a severe hypochondriac... He died watching a guy get shot on CSI... I used to go to clown college, which was a bad idea because I'm afraid of clowns... Walking through the hallways was a frightening ordeal... I took the school bus to clown college... It was the size of a normal car... At graduation time, everyone was voted 'Class Clown'... If you weren't, you failed... I love Subway... You know a sandwich is good when making it is a four-man operation... Everyone can juggle, it's just that most people can only juggle one thing at a time... I taught myself how to juggle... I practiced with knives because when you learn to juggle with knives, you learn real quick... |
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