Pirates of the Caribbean, the 3rd oneI know I'm a little late to the game to talk about this movie, but whatever, timeliness have never stopped me before.
Am I the only person who was unable to decipher the impenetrable molasses of ideas this movie considers a plot? Like, just what in the fuck was going on!?
It's almost like the writers all got in a room and said: "Ok, what's everyoneâ€â
„¢s idea on how this movie should end?" and then followed that up with: "You know what? Fuck it; I’m tired, let's just throw it all in there."
Like, what the hell was the deal with saying Swan was the sea goddess? And what was the bloody point of the entire sub-plot of Davy Jones' romance? And what was the point of even releasing calypso? She just sort of wandered off and didn’t do anything!
Pirates of the Caribbean, the 3rd oneI know I'm a little late to the game to talk about this movie, but whatever, timeliness have never stopped me before.
Am I the only person who was unable to decipher the impenetrable molasses of ideas this movie considers a plot? Like, just what in the fuck was going on!?
It's almost like the writers all got in a room and said: "Ok, what's everyoneâ€â
„¢s idea on how this movie should end?" and then followed that up with: "You know what? Fuck it; I’m tired, let's just throw it all in there."
Like, what the hell was the deal with saying Swan was the sea goddess? And what was the bloody point of the entire sub-plot of Davy Jones' romance? And what was the point of even releasing calypso? She just sort of wandered off and didn’t do anything!
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