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A List Of Ninja Gaiden Black Rules.
1. Any male ninja that is not you is evil. Any female ninja is there to help.
2. Bats will forgo their natural habitat so they can sleep in bright tunnels and other well lit places so they can get in the way of your shurikans.
3. No matter how legendary the ninja sword, it can not break through wood or the chain of nunchuku.
4. Orbs are your friend's. If you squeeze two together, they make the bad people go away.
5. Enough money can make even a weapon that was made out of a dragon's tooth better, should you find someone who will take said money to pound it three times with a hammer.
6. Golden Scarabs are legendary items with special power, feel free to give them away to get a few items you'll probably never use anyways.
7. Looks can be decieving, if it's a statue, it might be a bad guy. Or hell it might even be a merchant.
8. Prices are non-negotiable. Hundreds or even thousands of souls per item. No discounts. (No wonder you're his only customer)
9. Swing that deadly bladed flail around, slap it across your chest a few times, it doesn't hurt one bit (RubA535?).
10. A ninja will always have shurikans, always.
11. No matter how many units are lost in a dark alleyway, the military will still send the mandatory three soldiers to the same spot.
12. Fiends are dangerous to everyone, yet never warrent a full blown military operation.
13. If it as a wide open area, chances are you're going to be locked in and ambushed.
14. A Super Ninja is no match for a bouncer of a club.
15. Xbox's possess healing powers.
16. Much like Dragon Ball Z, you cannot be harmed while charging up fire balls.
17. Bosses have one weakness, just one.
18. When Fighting Ninjas:
-Remember they do not have magical powers like you.
-Remember they do, although, have unlimited exploding shurikans that can hurt in certain areas.
-Remember that said shurikans will always head straight for your weapon if you're guarding, and straight for your ass if you are not.
19. When Fighting Soldiers:
-These soldiers are nimble, even if they are robot soldiers (on hard), and can do back flip kicks with style and ease.
-You're thin piece of steel or wooden stick can block bullets.
-You're thin piece of steel or wooden stick CANNOT block certain punches.
20. When Fighting Fiend Cats:
-Just because their head is off, does not mean that their headless corpse can not be used to build a combo to take off a few more heads.
-When in doubt, dodge. Fiend cats, as swift and as cunning as they are, are unable to track a rolling target.
-Do not try and pet the Fiend cats, for they will surely rip your face off.
21. When Fighting Flying Fish:
-Run
-If you're bitten by one, many will follow.
-If you're bitten by many, panic and press every button screaming: "OH GOD WHY?!?!!" and hope you are not killed by small lacerations.
22. When Fighting Large Zombies:
-Just because their head is off, does not mean they cannot use -you- to build a combo and take your head off.
-Just because their head is off, does not mean they cannot shoot a bow with perfect accuracy.
-If they hold their head (or previously headed area), they are about to attempt to get to second base.
23. Do not worry about laundry or cleaning walls, all blood comes complete with neuralizing agent to dissintigrate the blood in a few seconds.
24. All researchers are looking in the wrong direction, only a ninja can find the Holy Grail.
25. It's a good thing all researchers can't find it, the Holy Grail can potential animate large skeletal remains.
26. No amount of bug-off in the world could help you on some parts.
27. If a worm is in water, it -must- be electircal
28. Two is always better than one.
29. All ninjas know how to operate trains.
30. When a ninja gets serious, he wears rubber.
31. A good ninja will always wear a scarf.
32. If doors open horizontally, always strut through like you own the place.
33. If doors open vertically, always roll through.
34. Smoke bombs sound effective, but so does poking someone in the eye.
35. If you have to go there, it's dangerous. Period.
This is just the start of a grand list. I'll possibly try other games as well.
If you have any additions to the list, post them here.
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