Ironically
I'm sitting in a hipster coffee shop, drinking something called a "pumpkin pie latte", which only barely resembles the coffee it's supposed to contain, while doing something extremely nerdy involving computers and security. I'm fairly certain I don't belong, because I'm not doing any of this ironically. It's actually impossible to do something ironically BY DESIGN (I know because I have access to a fucking dictionary, you morons [Not you. You're not a moron. I was talking to those other idiots.].), but I've managed to unintentionally do something ironic. Maybe I just became a hipster by accident? Probably not though. I think I'm still just a geek in a coffee shop. Either way, I'm doing something I enjoy while drinking a coffee-derived hipster beverage that is actually pretty enjoyable, all things considered. I'll just try to blend in and hope the natives don't get restless. |
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