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So. San Antonio.
Bad. Ass.
A ten hour drive for me, and it was totally worth it. Except going through Austin during the evening rush hour, that sucked.
Jabber, in addition to being an absolute sweetheart and wonderful person for welcoming a douchebag like me into her home, was an absolute gold mine of quotes with her statement that the chocolate was almost warm for our pillowfight/whipped cream escapades, and her quiet whispering of "cock me!" when we went out to eat Saturday night was truly epic. Her dog is a molester. There I was, sprawled out on the bed just minding my own business, and Halo comes up and stands beside me and then puts a totally unsolicited paw on my boob, and just left it there. It was terrible. I'll be billing Jabber and hubby (who is pretty bad-ass) for the therapy.
Jon and Vicki were also in attendance at Jabberhaus, and Jon brought Rock Band which made for some great times. Jabber singing Still Alive is one of the highlights of my life. I broke Jon's mic stand, which I still blame on poor adhesive and shoddy craftsmanship. I played bartender and mixed up some whisky sours for the group, but Jamie is, among other things, an ungrateful little twat and let all the ice in hers melt. Poor Vicki probably had six million blurry photos of me on her camera because someone couldn't get the picture quite right as I was posing inside of the wooden treehouse/tank at the DaVinci exhibit. There were so many damned cranks there it was ridiculous. All the cool things were for display only and could not be touched, (even though some people apparently can't see signs with red bars through the hands that let you know that haha) and Jon attacked us with a weighted crane until one of the "guards" chastised him.
Jamie. Ohhh Jamie. She is highly abusive and I would not reccomend contact with her to anyone. Sometimes she likes to lick her hand and put it on the faces of innocents in her vicinity. Additionally, she is a hair puller and very rude about people who shave their arms. She's also a total babe and I love her dearly.
In all, it was a good day and I am pleased that I escaped with my skin still firmly attatched to my musculature and that it was not turned into a suit for Jabber to wear.
Edit: Jabber's fridge freezes beer and Jamie eats pizza with silverware. Wtf.
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