ATTENTION WOMEN ALL WOMEN YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO READ THIS!Hello do I have your attention?
Men the Mystery unveiled.
Ladies you want a nice man right? A man who will take out the trash when you ask; who will treat you like a queen; a man who will respect you.
BULL!
Here is the skinny on men.
Secret #1 The nice guy does exist but he has a bad boy side.
I am a nice man. But I have found that women don't want a nice man. They want a bad boy.
Every nice man has a bad boy side to him.
"Oh pshaw" you say?
Women I have wanted to be with on a level beyond the physical sexual level have seen the nice me. The kind and attentive me. The guy who would bend over backwards to see her smile me.
NONE OF THEM GAVE ME THE TIME OF DAY!!!
The women I was...
ATTENTION WOMEN ALL WOMEN YOU'RE GOING TO WANT TO READ THIS!Hello do I have your attention?
Men the Mystery unveiled.
Ladies you want a nice man right? A man who will take out the trash when you ask; who will treat you like a queen; a man who will respect you.
BULL!
Here is the skinny on men.
Secret #1 The nice guy does exist but he has a bad boy side.
I am a nice man. But I have found that women don't want a nice man. They want a bad boy.
Every nice man has a bad boy side to him.
"Oh pshaw" you say?
Women I have wanted to be with on a level beyond the physical sexual level have seen the nice me. The kind and attentive me. The guy who would bend over backwards to see her smile me.
NONE OF THEM GAVE ME THE TIME OF DAY!!!
The women I was only attracted to physically, the ones who all I wanted was sex and a sandwich; the women I have treated like a cheap whore..... the women I slept with and showed a good time to but always kept an air of mystery about me these are the women who fell all over me. The women I couldn't get rid of until I turned into a complete raging DICKHEAD ASSHOLE who told them to piss off and stopped returning their calls till they just gave up. These were the women I didn't give a tinkers damn about.
So SECRET ONE... EVERY NICE GUY HAS A HIDDEN BAD BOY IN HIM!
The trick for you Ladies is when you find a nice guy who will be at your beck and call to bring the bad boy to the surface for the fun you want... Not just sex I mean the adventure the excitement and thrill you're looking for to keep a relationship interesting. Be it going sky diving or sex in public or a spontaneous vacation with your Bo...
You...YES YOU
LADIES YOU HAVE TO SHOW YOUR NICE GUY IT IS OK TO LET HIS BAD BOY SIDE SHOW. I don't care what it is that you do to trip this mechanism in your man, but trust me when I say if you do you'll have your bad boy and nice guy in the same man. Great in bed great in tender matters and tough and strong protector on all fronts.
Secret #2.... Men ARE STUPID when it comes to women that we truly love.... No exceptions!! We don't have a single Frigging clue. We do they nice guy side because we don't want to loose you... never realizing we are dooming it from the get go.
Take us by the hand or nose if you will and show us what you want; what you need. If you need a big strong man to be protector we will be that.... if you need a bad boy to blow your mind in the bedroom we will adapt and be that if you need a man who can put food on the table or a man who can let you be the bread winner and take a back seat then show and say so.
Secret # 3Men are wired differently than you are. No seriously we don't have the same brain you do.
ACCEPT IT!!!!
We are problem solvers and when it comes to nice guy mode we only have one goal. How do I protect the woman I love and fix all her problems with LOGIC!
You women are not logical creatures ... Oh come on admit it you don't have a logical bone in your body. Don't lie to yourselves. You feel 94.92% of the time men fell far less than you do. Somewhere around 62.876435% of the time. The mere fact that I can pull a statistic like that out of my ass proves my point. Logic is our weapon, and it is a weak one against ..... Tears, blushing, sad looks, boobs and many other tricks you Ladies have.
But you know what....
Just because we give in to your charms.
Does not mean you are right.
No seriously... Nice guys avoid arguments because they
LOVE you and want to keep the Peace. We will say anything to stop the battle and go back to a state of normalcy.
Now .........
SECRET NUMBER FOUR!!!!!!!!!Short and sweet,
If you can find a nice guy and bring out the bad boy in him.
OR
If you find a nice guy who shows his bad boy side but still treats you like a queen.....MARRY THE DUMB GUY BEFORE HE GIVES UP AND BECOMES THE WOMANIZING ASSHOLE ALL WOMEN HATE OR THE PATHETIC LOOSER ALL WOMEN PITY! BUT NEVER SLEEP WITH!!!!