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February 9th, 2012

Skyrim Guard

"I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee"


Those of us that have played Skyrim know these guards for their witty and entertaining (at times interrupting) conversations.


A Skyrim Guard is my next costume I want to make. Complete with an arrow sticking out of his knee. I would absolutly LOVE to just wander around Comic Con or PAX and just go up to people and all the random lines the guards say.

"What is it? DRAGONS?"

"Lightly armored means light on your feet. Smart"

"I've heard about you and your honey'd words"

"The gods gave you two hands, and you use them both for your weapon. I can respect that"



Modify them a bit but damn it will be fun!!! XD


I've got to learn how to make helmet armor out of Styrene, and how to do the outfit itself. Lot of leather, and a little chain mail.

Aoina has played with armor more than I have so I figure I'll get her advice on some of it. I've looked up how to make armor out of thin aluminum as well. That would be cool.

Chain mail is not hard, but it will take time. I think some of her costume has some chain mail so I need to coordinate with her to make it all in one go. Easier that way.

Leather will be new for me, and maybe sewing. ugh, tedious work. Their boots and gloves are very old/period looking. Stitched together all craptastic like they would be back then.

Then we get to the weapons! That will be fun.

That would be my next costume I figure. Expect stuff on that, as well as some light up work I might be doing for enchanted armor and weapons. EL wire or LEDs.

-Jason
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NAME
Jason
OCCUPATION
Electrical Engineer
INTERESTS
Making things..... various things. Costumes for Cons Projects for Birthdays/Xmas ...I just like to build things. um....also.....Games. Love games. And books...books are kick ass. Used to draw a LOT...not that much anymore. Being around good friends. AND....as painful as learning new stuff is the feeling...the rush of knowing you have earned new knowledge/skills....hell of a feeling of accomplishment.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Rock Classic Country Alternative Fast Fun Stuff anything that has a beat you can move to. Basically almost any kind of music except Rap(only a few select rap songs tickle my fancy). OH and video game soundtracks. Love those! FUS RO DAH!!!
FAVORITE MOVIES
Unforgiven Good-Bad-Ugly Cool Hand Luke The Dark Knight The Incredibles The Edge Waiting Jurassic Park 300 The Notebook Baby's Day Out Uncle Buck Trains-Planes-Automobiles Army of Darkness Mr-Mrs Smith American Pie Disney's Robin Hood Shawshank Redemption Star Wars Lord of the Rings Iron Man Underworld Gladiator First Matrix Old Indiana Jones Movies
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Smallville Family Guy Futurama LOST Scrubs Heroes History Channel Discovery Mythbusters HGTV Avatar: The Last Airbender The Simpsons House Avatar Farscape
FAVORITE BOOKS
Dragonlance Forgotten Relms that Fire and Ice series Lizerd told me about survival books Chronicles of the Necromancer Diablo books. Michael Critton
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
Skyrim Plants vs Zombies HOMM2 HOMM3 Doom3. Starcraft. COD 3-4 Diablo2. Pie Fliers. Yes....Pie Fliers that game you got with a pizza from Pizza Hut. That game is damn fun. Made it to lvl 133 one night. Made my dad watch. I'm fairly sure he was proud....pretty sure. OH.. L4D Fallout 3 Peggle Deluxe Bioshock Portal HL2 HL1 WoW Guild Wars Warcraft III
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aetherie
grammarninja
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You and your devil ways.

........or wait.....AREYOUALPHA?!?!?
aetherie
grammarninja
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YOU CONFUSED ME.

Not nice! I'm trying to get back into the swing of things here, jerkface. Confusion is not on my catch-up itinerary! I'm gonna modbomb you SO HARD IN THE FACE. And you will like it!

Also, I misseded joo.

I think you owe me a blanket. I'm pretty sure about this.
CiQuat
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Wow. Explains why I couldn't find you under Prez***. :)
daruma
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heh

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