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Questionnaire...
For those girls who are interested in dating me, I have a questionnaire that I'd like you to fill out. Answer honestly, and I'll get back to you.

1. Are you in a different state than me?
2. Do you have a job?
3. Are you currently in debt?
4. Do you live beyond your means? (Ex. Buying things you can't afford.)
5. Are you religious? If so, state religion.
6. Are you attracted to women?
7. Are you physically healthy?
8. Do you have kid(s)? (More does not mean better)
9. Does your family control your life or finances?
10. Are you loud, and if so, in public or in private?
11. Do you work with me?
12. Do you fit a stereotype? If so, which one? (Emo, Goth, Scene, Punk, etc...)
13. Do you bathe regularly?
14. When you are on your period, are you overly emotional?
15. Are you monogamous? (If you don't know what this means, either Google it, or stop filling this out)
16. Are you a drama llama? (Do you like drama?)
17. Are you an honest person, and willing to speak your mind?
18. Are you superficial?
19. Do you have to go out EVERY weekend to do something?
20. Are you a Twilight fan?
21. Why are you interested in me?

To those that have gotten this far, e-mail me your answers and I'll get back to you, or message me on Facebook. By filling this out, you agree to following terms: You do not have a venereal disease, STD, or any serious disease that could be passed on to me. You also agree that the relationship is an at-will relationship, and can be terminated at any time by either party. Any applicants are subject to random drug testing and credit checks.

Have a nice day.
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Name Matthew Shuemake
Occupation Student, Aspiring Author
Birthday November 13th, 1988
Interests Anime Red Vs blue The Strangerhood PANICS video games and writing stories.
MSHUEMAKE'S...
Music Christian rock mostly Christian.
Movies Anything with a decent plot...
TV Shows Dragon Ball/Z/GT Looney Tunes and various other cartoons.
Books Novels series and that's about it.