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PawtucketPat
22 year-old male from Almost Canada, WA
I have a retard brother who went to jail too many times and finally ended up in the state pen. This was his profile, made under my name/stolen from me by him and I am now taking up where he left off over a year ago. U jelly?
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June 27th, 2011

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Motherfuckers, prepare your anuses for I am back. You have one (1) week to be lulzy enough to keep me here. Get the fuck back in the places I frequent on this site and make me laugh. If you fail, we're gonna have problems. Raep and/or apocalyptic murder type problems.

Sincerely,
Patrick
(PawtucketPat, Master Blaster, Director of Human Resources, VP of Regional Public Relations, Ultra Macho Kommandant, Field Marshall of Antifascist Militia Forces [Northwest], and Universal Dictator for Life)
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Colbert Nation Colbert Nation For the heroes who appreciate journalism with balls.
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NAME
Patrick
OCCUPATION
Property Acquisitions Manager
BIRTHDAY
April 14th, 1989
INTERESTS
Bass guitar sleeping limping around town for hours shooting guns in the air graffiti running from police (slowly) and fucking shit up.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Metallica Rage Against The Machine Anthrax Tool Black Sabbath Godsmack Disturbed Audioslave Immortal Technique Atmosphere Avenged Sevenfold Cancer Bats Pearl Jam Metallica Brain Slug Sex Party GWAR Public Enemy Nirvana Pantera Rise Against Slayer Greenday Drowning Pool DETHKLOK AC/DC Aerosmith metal thrash metal funk metal rapcore punk acid punk blues Rancid Ill Bill Necro
FAVORITE MOVIES
Jarhead Hot Fuzz Lets Go To Prison A History of Violence Eastern Promises Office Space Talladega Nights Anchorman Gladiator Dodgeball Saving Private Ryan The Godfather 1 and 2 Forrest Gump Shaun of the Dead Airplane Clerks Clerks 2 Mallrats Dogma Boondock Saints RvB:BGC Romper Stomper Donnie Darko all Sci-Fi Channel original movies A Scanner Darkly Fight Club
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
Family Guy South Park Robot Chicken Metalocalypse Reno 911 jackass The Colbert Report Spaced Frisky Dingo Aqua Teen American Dad Archer
FAVORITE BOOKS
Crime and Punishment Notes From Uderground Jarhead A Clockwork Orange The Green Mile Rainbow 6 Hunt For Red October Zombie Survival Guide I Am America (And So Can You!) Power of One Candide
FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES
Halo Halo 2 Halo 3 Metroid Punchout With Mike Tyson Rainbow 6 Vegas 2 Army of 2 No More Heroes Melee MoH European Assault Call of Duty 1-6 Fable 2 Bioshock Borderlands
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vibratingowl
Posted 7 months ago
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the prophecy has always been right so far
thus i assume this all shall return to uberepicness
vibratingowl
Posted 7 months ago
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oh the days where you'd come back online an hour later to find 200 posts. almost feels like the cool people have found something better to do.

but whats more epic than giant fucking hyena clits?
vibratingowl
Posted 7 months ago
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went to school a lot, smacked around maths and raped physics, drank a little. nik managed to get me drunk last night. ja, pisses me off a bit, but we also had fucking amazing pretzles...

*cough*
vibratingowl
Posted 7 months ago
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woo hoo your back

so what you been up to the last millennium?
vibratingowl
Posted 11 months ago
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if you dont say something, i will track you down and, with a 50cc syringe, pump you with a lethal dose of air

*rawr*

learned that in the er today
vibratingowl
Posted 1 year ago
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Winterbock. Find it. Drink it.
vibratingowl
Posted 1 year ago
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but but but
i have cheap high percentage russian street vodka
vibratingowl
Posted 1 year ago
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you first....
vibratingowl
Posted 1 year ago
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i wont beat you if you dont beat me :)
vibratingowl
Posted 1 year ago
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did you just say apollywolligies....?
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