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Baby, it's cold outside. Don't know if any of you are from the midwest, but I'm from northern Illinois, right outside of Chicago. It's fucking freezing outside. My car says it's 2 degrees. The roads are covered in ice and there are man made sled hills from all the plowing. Time to put on my long underwear, my jeans, my snow boots, five shirts, two pairs of gloves, a hat and take my ass sledding atop a giant pile of garbage that becomes the perfect sledding hill during the winter.
Drunk sledding is the best sledding, I suggest everyone give it a try.
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