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29 year-old male from just over yonder.
"WELCOME TO THE HUMBLE ABODE OF JEAN-CLAUDE BLACKSBURG. I WOULD LOVE TO FUCK YOU SOMETIME."
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Huh.
I'm seriously surprised I remembered my password for this site. So.... whats up? Uh... factoids, I guess:

- I'm older now.

- I now own a beautiful new Harley-Davidson Blackline, the purchase of which has led to me adopting some wonderful traffic habits like extensively using my middle finger and words that make my mother cry. Seriously, kids: check your motherfucking mirrors when lane changing.

- I seriously just used the word "factoid" in a journal entry about myself. For some reason, in hind sight, I find that absolutely fucking repulsive.

- I now possess a Florida Non-Resident Carry Concealed Weapon permit, which means I'm well defended against snakes and such.

- Doesn't Paulie Walnuts still look good up there? That's a timeless avatar. I think I might get that tattooed on my ass.

- The Department of the Army has seen fit to assign me to recruiting duty for the next 3 years (if you stay in the Army long enough, DA takes you away from what you love doing to be either a recruiter or drill sergeant for a period of time), so in the off chance I wind up recruiting near your hometown, SEND ME YOUR SLACKERS!

- Afghanistan fucking blows.

There's probably more, I think. I don't know. Fuck you guys.
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Occupation U.S. Army
Birthday March 10th, 1983
Interests Good books good movies good music cleaning my rifle finding ways to access the internet from a third world country playing spades the sound of the ocean Scarlett Johansson Pez and the comedy stylings of Mr. Lenny Bruce.
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Music A Tribe Called Quest Wu-Tang Clan Atmosphere Brother Ali Led Zeppelin Creedence Rage Against The Machine 311 MF DOOM Murs Eric Clapton Bach Haydn Stevie Ray Vaughan CanOx Blackalicious Jedi Mind Tricks Operation Ivy Talib Kweli Jigga J5 Common Hendrix The Beatles Robert Johnson The Roots Sage Francis Del Tha Funkee Homosapien the list goes on and on and on and on and on.......
Movies The Godfather GoodFellas The Shawshank Redemption The Good The Bad and The Ugly Unforgiven Glengarry Glen Ross Heat L.A. Confidential The Insider Rio Bravo The Public Enemy way too many more to name.
TV Shows Entourage Deadwood House M.D. The Sopranos ATHF and Seinfeld re-runs.
Books East Of Eden Catch-22 Black Hawk Down: A Story Of Modern War Cat's Cradle Slaughterhouse-Five For Whom The Bell Tolls (along with just about everything by Hemingway) Christine Cannery Row Crime and Punishment In Pharaoh's Army: Memories Of The Lost War just to name a few.