Life as I know itI woke up at 7 a.m., after 9 hours of sleep. I feel great. I very rarely sleep more than 3 or 4 hours a night. Even on weekends. My friend Jessica and her friend Ali picked me up in the early evening and we went to Applebees in New Bern where they seem to know everyone there. I had a pretty good time even though half the night was plagued by an intense headache. I came of as a jackass to Ali at first. She has since expressed a level of enjoyment in our conversations, so I am pleased. I ended up sleeping at Ali's house that night (in the floor) and Saturday was spent almost entirely in front of her television with her and her mom, and Jess. I actually enjoyed it though. I really liked being around them. Saturday night they dragged me to "The Barcode" which is a gay bar in Greenville. I actually had a great time there. It was Lesbian Stripper night. I spent the bulk of it trying to dodge "T-1000" from the Terminator 2. You know, Robert Patrick: "Have you seen this boy?" He was there. I swear it! He came in the form of a rather voluminous woman called Dana. Nice enough in her own right, but EXTREMELY obnoxious. The first thing she said directly to me was (after I said something in reference to sex) "Is it as good as everyone says it is?" I was like... "You're a virgin?!" Nothing wrong with that, but still, I was surprised. Then, after asking me to dance (I said no) she acted like "no" was a Japanese word she couldn't figure out. She kept saying she was confused. What the hell is that about. Then she called Ali butch. If you don't know Ali, she's gorgeous. So I have a pretty negative opinion of this Dana woman. Worst part, when she decided to get up and go out to the dance floor, she tried to drag me out there with her... LITERALLY! She grabbed my arm and said "Come dance Jon. I'll drag you out there if I have to." I feel bad about this, but I snatched her arm up and said, "That's REALLY not a good idea. Trust me." I was pretty rude, but she deserved it. The reason I called her T-1000 is her voice is deeper than mine and, while I know she can't help it, it was a way for me to do an amusing impression of her in relation to my discontent. I kept thinking she would suddenly melt down into Robert Patrick and say, "Have you seen this boy?" I was waiting for it the whole time. She was a real bitch. ANYWAY -- After Barcode we went back to Ali's where I spent the night, once again. On the floor. Damn. :) I actually shared a couple of little kisses with Jess and, while it was nice, I am not exactly interested in her. I almost felt like it was wrong to kiss her, but it's not like we were making out all over the place or anything. But I am afraid that maybe she got the wrong impression. Which, in that situation is VERY easy to do. So I feel like a jerk. But her friend who's name I can't recall asked me if we were an item of ANY sort and I was pretty quick to snap "No!" And Jess was right there. Either way, I am finding myself to be pretty attracted to Ali. She is more my type and I am intrigued by her. Alright ladies and gentlemen, this has gone on long enough. I am done for now.
Life as I know itI woke up at 7 a.m., after 9 hours of sleep. I feel great. I very rarely sleep more than 3 or 4 hours a night. Even on weekends. My friend Jessica and her friend Ali picked me up in the early evening and we went to Applebees in New Bern where they seem to know everyone there. I had a pretty good time even though half the night was plagued by an intense headache. I came of as a jackass to Ali at first. She has since expressed a level of enjoyment in our conversations, so I am pleased. I ended up sleeping at Ali's house that night (in the floor) and Saturday was spent almost entirely in front of her television with her and her mom, and Jess. I actually enjoyed it though. I really liked being around them. Saturday night they dragged me to "The Barcode" which is a gay bar in Greenville. I actually had a great time there. It was Lesbian Stripper night. I spent the bulk of it trying to dodge "T-1000" from the Terminator 2. You know, Robert Patrick: "Have you seen this boy?" He was there. I swear it! He came in the form of a rather voluminous woman called Dana. Nice enough in her own right, but EXTREMELY obnoxious. The first thing she said directly to me was (after I said something in reference to sex) "Is it as good as everyone says it is?" I was like... "You're a virgin?!" Nothing wrong with that, but still, I was surprised. Then, after asking me to dance (I said no) she acted like "no" was a Japanese word she couldn't figure out. She kept saying she was confused. What the hell is that about. Then she called Ali butch. If you don't know Ali, she's gorgeous. So I have a pretty negative opinion of this Dana woman. Worst part, when she decided to get up and go out to the dance floor, she tried to drag me out there with her... LITERALLY! She grabbed my arm and said "Come dance Jon. I'll drag you out there if I have to." I feel bad about this, but I snatched her arm up and said, "That's REALLY not a good idea. Trust me." I was pretty rude, but she deserved it. The reason I called her T-1000 is her voice is deeper than mine and, while I know she can't help it, it was a way for me to do an amusing impression of her in relation to my discontent. I kept thinking she would suddenly melt down into Robert Patrick and say, "Have you seen this boy?" I was waiting for it the whole time. She was a real bitch. ANYWAY -- After Barcode we went back to Ali's where I spent the night, once again. On the floor. Damn. :) I actually shared a couple of little kisses with Jess and, while it was nice, I am not exactly interested in her. I almost felt like it was wrong to kiss her, but it's not like we were making out all over the place or anything. But I am afraid that maybe she got the wrong impression. Which, in that situation is VERY easy to do. So I feel like a jerk. But her friend who's name I can't recall asked me if we were an item of ANY sort and I was pretty quick to snap "No!" And Jess was right there. Either way, I am finding myself to be pretty attracted to Ali. She is more my type and I am intrigued by her. Alright ladies and gentlemen, this has gone on long enough. I am done for now.
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