EnjoyPickup Lines Doomed to Fail 1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, Wanna screw?
3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?
4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?
5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy:What if I was a midget?
A Cock-work Orange Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the bathroom and turns on the shower. He begins to lather up and notices that his dick is bright orange. He is really concerned, but it doesn't hurt and he feels normal. He finishes his shower, gets dressed and goes to work. During his mid-morning break, he goes into the men's room to take a leak. While standing in front of the urinal, a co-worker comes in, sees his dick, and exclaims, "Holy Shit! Your dick is bright orange!" Dan tells his co-worker that he feels just fine and his dick doesn't hurt. His co-worker advises him to go to the company doctor as soon as possible, since it looks like it could be serious. Dan goes to the company doctor and, after a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"
Dan scratches his head and says, "No. Not that I can think of. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."
EnjoyPickup Lines Doomed to Fail 1. Is it any coincidence that your blouse matches the color of my sheets?
2. Nice shoes, Wanna screw?
3. The magic word for the day is legs. Want to get together later and spread the word?
4. I know 400 ways to make you squeal. I'm working on 401. Care to assist?
5. Guy: Would you be offended if I told you that your hair smells nice? Girl: Not at all. Guy:What if I was a midget?
A Cock-work Orange Dan wakes up on Monday morning, staggers into the bathroom and turns on the shower. He begins to lather up and notices that his dick is bright orange. He is really concerned, but it doesn't hurt and he feels normal. He finishes his shower, gets dressed and goes to work. During his mid-morning break, he goes into the men's room to take a leak. While standing in front of the urinal, a co-worker comes in, sees his dick, and exclaims, "Holy Shit! Your dick is bright orange!" Dan tells his co-worker that he feels just fine and his dick doesn't hurt. His co-worker advises him to go to the company doctor as soon as possible, since it looks like it could be serious. Dan goes to the company doctor and, after a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?"
Dan scratches his head and says, "No. Not that I can think of. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."
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