31 year-old female from Colorado Springs, CO no random requests please. please talk to me before you send me a request. or you will get DEEENIIIIIIIEEEEDDDDDDDDD!
dear perfect pull-up i love you. i love the biceps you have helped me develop. the toned back and the increased ability to climb a rock wall. i love your ab straps and the six pack i feel growing under the tiny amount of chub i have left. i love your cousin, the perfect push- up and the pectoral definition that gives me a beautiful chest area. i love my new 123 pound body as opposed to the old 168 pound body that perfect laziness helped me get.
today i will combine the past two days of pull up training with some in-line skating and puck shooting practice for some happy cardio to help melt off aforementioned chub. i'm happy that when i sit i no longer have creases in my belly. i have a small buddah round that is much cuter and ever shrinking. i vow to work on more cardio to melt the chunk off my upper thighs and let the horses here in Colorado carry the saddle bags from now on.
i can't tell you what an impressive thing it is to me to be able to see my veins in my forearms. to be able to lift my full body weight with my arms only. to know that i could actually kick some ass if ever the need be. thankfully i'm non-confrontational and have a knack for staying out of trouble so the last won't be an issue.
thank you perfect pull-up for being fun and versatile and having more than one exercise. my love for you is eternal and you never care that i'm simply using you. and i know you love me back because you support me. you never fall when i want to hang on you. you are stead-fast and strong working in conjunction with your steel screws and my door frame. if you only came with a fleshy pair of lips and penis attachment. we would wed.
coin operated boy
coin operated boy sitting on the shelf he is just a toy but i turn him on and he comes to life automatic joy that is why i want a coin operated boy
made of plastic and elastic he is rugged and long-lasting who could ever ever ask for more love without complications galore many shapes and weights to choose from i will never leave my bedroom i will never cry at night again wrap my arms around him and pretend....
coin operated boy all the other real ones that i destroy cannot hold a candle to my new boy and i'll never let him go and i'll never be alone not with my coin operated boy......
this bridge was written to make you feel smittener with my sad picture of girl getting bitterer can you extract me from my plastic fantasy i didnt think so but im still convinceable will you persist even after i bet you a billion dollars that i'll never love you will you persist even after i kiss you goodbye for the last time will you keep on trying to prove it? i'm dying to lose it... i want it i want you i want a coin operated boy.
and if i had a star to wish on for my life i cant imagine any flesh and blood could be his match i can even take him in the bath
coin operated boy he may not be real experienced with girls but i know he feels like a boy should feel isnt that the point that is why i want a coin operated boy with his pretty coin operated voice saying that he loves me that hes thinking of me straight and to the point that is why i want a coin operated boy.
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