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22 year-old male from Phoenix, AZ
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Just got my drivers license yesterday...
Got to the DMV at about 11ish with my dad, and the place was PACKED, so we expected to wait hours. We got the paper work and started filling it out and, about a minute later, my dad asked what my number was. I told him and he said it had been called. When I found the right window, the guy said he had called it three times already, too. So, it was pretty much called as soon as I got it.
It cost 25 dollars to do the road test and right after I paid another employee there came up to the guy helping me and said to not do any more road tests, there was an accident just outside the DMV. Having already paid, he had to send me on my way with the paper work, but I then had to wait TWO FUCKING HOURS for the tow truck to show up and sweep the debris out of the road so the police could open it again. That's right, all they needed to do to open the road was SWEEP THE DAMN DEBRIS OFF. Apparently you need to be specially trained to do that.
Finally, I could take the damn road test, and I finished it in about twenty minutes. The testing people give me some paperwork to give to the photo and card people, so I get my card and we leave. On the way out of the DMV, while waiting to turn north out of the parking lot, a green Oldsmobile going at least 55 plows right into a navy blue Malibu turning left into the DMV. They hit so hard that the windshield of the Olds literally buckled out due to the force, and the Malibu slid a complete 180 degrees around and about 20 feed in the opposite direction while the Olds came to a rest about 10 feet in front of me. Jesus fucking Christ.
Now I have to wait another half hour or so while the police figure out what happened. Fortuitously, there was a cop right behind the Olds, so we didn't have to wait for them. Given I saw the whole thing play out RIGHT in front of me, I had to tell 4 different cops my story and had to wait for the people behind me to leave before I could go anywhere. Meanwhile the tow truck shows up about 10 minutes after the accident. WHAT THE FUCK? It took 10 minutes for this truck to show up, but TWO FUCKING HOURS for the first one? This truck had "Fast Towing" printed on it. Did they hire "At-Your-Leisure Towing" before? Or maybe "Whenever-You-Feel-Like-It Towing"? They couldn't have hired this guy the first damn time?
Oh, and if two collisions within 2 and a half hours isn't enough, while we were waiting to leave and just as the tow truck showed up, a semi truck with a flat bed pulls the front bumper off of a car. The semi driver was completely oblivious to it and just continued on normally, but the guy who's bumper was now hanging precariously off the front of his car just sped off. I dunno if he was chasing the semi, or just an illegal immigrant just trying to get away from the 10 or so police officers that were blocking 2 of the 3 lanes and staring right at him.
I hate phoenix
so very, very much
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Andrew | | Interests |
video games physics A-10s guns | | Gamertag |
| | UNDERSCORE89'S... | | | Music |
Classic rock & classical.
Rap sucks...
balls...
royally. | | Movies |
South park movie 007 (specifically tomorrow never dies) V for vendeta kung fu hustle & tombstone | | TV Shows |
meh | | Books |
Silence of the Lambs The Shadow out of Time or other H.P. Lovecraft shorts. |
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