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your_funeral nihilist
27 year-old male from the maelstrøm
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.

If you send random friend requests, I will either deny you unceremoniously, or if you have a particularly stupid profile, I will go to your page, belittle you, say things about your mother that are not fit for anything other than private discussion, and then I will deny you.

If you want to be my friend, talk to me. Get to know me a little bit.

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December 31st, 2011

Ugh
Don't make me go back to Georgia. I. Don't. WANNA.

Sigh. Getting up at the asscrack of dawn tomorrow to start the long-as-fuck drive from Dallas back to Savannah. I guess I have to stop in Alabama, because fuck the TRiPS report, I'm getting as far as I can before I stop for the night, which will hopefully be Rucker or somewhere along those lines. Then it's sign in from leave by midnight on the 2nd and shoulder back to the plow on the 3rd.

Aw, shit. I can't stop and stay on base at Rucker. I've got a .22 rifle, a 410 shotgun, and a 1911 .45 sitting in my trunk accompanying me back to the house on Wilmington Island. THAT would be awkward.

"Uh, sir, what's up with all this firepower in your trunk?"

"Oh, those? How'd they get in there?"

"Er, we're gonna have to ask you to pull around over here and one sec...hey, yeah, we're gonna need a couple more units here Sarn't...ok sir, step out of the car, please?"

Nope, that wouldn't go well.

Dammit.
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Ryan
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BIRTHDAY
October 19th, 1984
INTERESTS
I enjoy a wide variety of things not the least of which are reading and writing. I love music. I also like to write music and play it but I keep it to myself mostly. Sun Kil Moon is my current musical obsession. I love writing. I always have this story going in my head that I just need to get out on paper and I just go with it as it comes to me. I love reading. It keeps me sane gives me encouragement kills my boredom and is my escape from reality. I love a lot of other things too but it's hard to put into words. I am interested in melanoma treatments and research. I spend far too much time worrying about my family and friends back home especially my mother who is the reason I am interested in cancer research and treatments. I really like cars and going fast but that might be one of the most expensive interests I9;ve ever heard of. If you want to know more just ask me. I am pretty open to most questions.
FAVORITE MUSIC
Most things depending on my mood. Very rarely am I in the mood for anything rap-related or country. But it';s happened. Catherine Wheel / The Black Crowes / Despised Icon / Fear Factory / Gin Blossoms / As Friends Rust / Dog's Eye View / kidneythieves / My Bloody Valentine / Mortification / ZAO / Starflyer 59 / Russian Circles / Rosetta / Soundgarden / Smashing Pumpkins / Temple of the Dog / Silverchair / Boris / Nadja / Tool / A Perfect Circle / Year of our Lord / Witch / Videodrone / Jesus Lizard / Loaded Moses / Down / Pantera / Jarsofclay / Carnifex / Deftones / Trespassers William / Brave the Day / Clutch / The Black Keys / Most Precious Blood / Shai Hulud / Opeth / emberghost / Pearl Jam much more but I'm lazy. As far as rock goes you can see it varies. I generally don�39;t like emo as it mostly all sounds the same. Also the culture is awful silly.
FAVORITE MOVIES
You know that one movie with that one guy in it? You know he does that one thing and maybe a couple other things or not. And then he saves the world and gets the girl? Oh and pays his taxes on time? That one. Seriously though uhm. Citizen Kane and Requiem For A Dream are up there.
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I don't have a lot of time to watch television but I buy boxed sets. I currently enjoy: Prison Break Lost 24 Scrubs Alias 30 Rock Jericho and Nip/Tuck. I hate all reality shows and the fact that I can't understand why 90% of America loves this fucking trend only enrages me further. I might start liking MTV again once the network steps back takes a look at what the three letters in its name stand for and start playing music videos again in accordance with that.
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Just about anything written by Michael Crichton David Gemmel Stephen King Dale Brown. No Country For Old Men Blood Meridian both my Cormac McCarthy All Quiet on the Western Front by Erich Maria Remarque
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armeav8r
Dos Boobies
Posted 1 month ago
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In reply to your_funeral:

I'll send contact info via PM sometime tomorrow.
armeav8r
Dos Boobies
Posted 1 month ago
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You do know I work at Rucker and am there every day, right? In fact I'm on the afternoon shift this week. I should go in around 11:00 and will be off by 17 or so.
SpiderWolve
Be Merry
Posted 3 months ago
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Ohhhh...that was you.

2 and 2 coming together now. Heh, next time let me know
SpiderWolve
Be Merry
Posted 3 months ago
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Wait wait, really?

Heh, was that when that helo caugh on fire? I didn't even realize you were in there, so used to runnin around on my own.

...I jumped out? Was probably going to try and secure a point. You should have said something!
MarineTech
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Posted 5 months ago
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Answered your questions on my journal swizzel-chest.
LtRainnAron
Posted 9 months ago
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Hi-llo. Just popping in to say thanks for the discussion in the military thread, it's been really helpful. Nice to get someone who's calm and objective about it, and not someone who's sprouting bullshit.
p3drit0
RckFlgEgle
Posted 10 months ago
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meet any worthwhile girls down there yet? guessing not if you're ranting about idiotic ways of thinking people have
JediJesus87
Posted 11 months ago
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I have a serious grudge against Georgia like you wouldn't believe.
ah64mech13
Posted 1 year ago
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Rock on, can't wait to get back to my own collection.
badger_32
Posted 1 year ago
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Hola dude, long time no see!
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