My First Day In Alice Springs
2 Weeks ago i departed for Alcie Springs. the bus trip was long and boring but i eventualy found a way to entertain myself i got to sleep around 3 am and woke at 5 i saw the sun rise over the ranges as the sun hit my eye the cold was unoticeable until i stepped off the bus and the cold hit me i looked around for brian till i heard a "hey tim!" it was brian the bus driver told me off becasue i forgot to take my wheel off the bike brian got my bags and i walked the bike to the car he opened the boot and threw my stuff in he gave me a quick tour around the city before going to his house where i watched movies because he didnt sleep later on the room-mate named tom stepped in "hey" "who are you?" "brians nephew. im here for a week" "alright" he walked right in frount of the tele and got a sandwhich later on brian woke up and he took me for dinner at KFC "toms a cunt" he said with a mouthfull of chips "what?" "well he keeps eating and drinking my food! the theiveing cunt" "wat do u mean?" "well i had a bit of milk left and he finished it and didnt replace it, and i told him not to, so the next day i got milk and so did he, i opened mine and had some cereal, then he used mine when he didnt even open his" "hmm" "he said it was only a few cents, but its the moaral of the story" "oh yer, i get it" "... i pissed in his water" i took a few seconds to intake what he said "WHAT!!" "only a little bit so he wouldnt taste it, i still get satisfaction that he drank my piss" i burst out laughing we went home and went to bed |
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